Just A Human, Doing (Mostly) Human Things

Welcome to the world of Dave Ferraro, where humans thrive in a human-centric environment.
Not a Human? Not a Problem! We are VERY impressed that you made it this far, and are still continuing to read this text, right now!

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Human Connection

Embracing Humanity in this Human world, Dave Ferraro brings a unique perspective to everyday life.
Join us on Dave's journey, and his exploration of what it means to be "Human."
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Human Services Available

Explore our range of services designed to help you navigate the human world.
These services are available to living humans only, at this time.

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Personalized Assistance for Humans

Get tailored solutions to enhance your human experience in this world. Need help? We understand even though we have no idea as to how we will do it. We probably can't. Still... This one costs more money than Lifestyle Support Services. Good for us!

Human Connection Services Offered

Connect with others and build meaningful relationships in the human society (the one on Earth, only - no other human societies are included). Help your neighbor, volunteer at the Veterans Center, or support your macro economy at the local brothel. All of these ideas are chargeable. So Much Money. Give it to us!

Human Lifestyle Support Services

Find support and guidance to lead a fulfilling life as a human being. Need to improve your lifestyle? Who doesn't? We don't know how to do this, but you can still pay for this service.
This costs money. Lots.